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Hello Ladies and Gentlemens,
We are pleasure to present in you our Internets sheet. In Lithuania is to called „puslapis“ and to portrait ours kompany from the best side, how say.
UAB „Grabnyčia“ (means coffin factory in Lithuanians) engages in the recording, project-making, drawing, fixing with glue and „vinukai“, decorating with red and purples silken materijal (purples, or violeting, is most requested around the Kaunas City and the Township of Garliava), polirating, and inscribing with such textings like „Mylimai tetutei nuo giminės, dabar kai išėjai mes tave mylėsim labiau“ on the coffin or around the coffin or casket or „grabas“.
The aforementioned texts hereafters not being interpreted into the English because of circumstances it is is too inunderstanded. Sorry very much.
For our kompany is not too hard task. Small caskets for cat „Micius“ or doggy-style „Brisius“, bit biggerest, how say, „gaminiai“ for younger members of family if they go in school trip and theirs bus, how say, goes „boom“ and „viso gero“, also we to make casket for regular family member and UAB „Grabnyčia“ is with prides presenting even XXXL grabas for fat and big „nabašnikai“. Attention: if velion is this big that his grabas failure to go in catafalk or other transports except „jūrinis konteineris“, UAB „Grabnyčia“ will to provide platform trailer („pricep“) to go in funeral. We can to decorate the platform in tasty ritual decors like eglišakės, caspins, ribbons, tragic picture-portret of the nabašnik and very much everythings.
Ours daughter company „UAB Skrandžiukė“ is prouds to prezent cafe-bar „Artojėlis“ in which we prouds to prezent all sort of food and meal for Your „iškilmės“ how say in Lithuania: gedulingi pietūs (traditional tragic lunch when persons die and all „giminė“ cames to festival), keturnėdėlis, metinės and krikštynos. Food in ours cafe-bar which is comliment of mišrainė, vyniotinis, dry-fruits compot, smoking chicken, suktinukai (turn-coat kotlet) and even ours most famous „šakotis“, which is cakes maked from eggs and flour like „trees“ from the popular legenda „Eglė Queen of Pythons“ – the ąžuolas, the uosis and the beržas, the timbers like in favorit parket, baldai and decorative lentelės of wood. „Artojėlis“ as well will organize and arranges merriment and music, games and will play repertuar to all taste.
Ours kompany-group of UABs is well-known in world: visits have been acceptated from guests from Germany, Airija, Norvegs, Ukraina and even Italy when famouse Italy performer Toto Cutugno singed in the township „Gargždai“ which is have very well-known konsert-sale.
To receive more informations you can to Call us on ours toll-free mobile numer of the Chairman and Director-General and Director-Imperator, Mr.Jaroslavas Bumba, please to call and agree to introduction which will never forget neither you neither friends neither nobody. If Chairman dont‘s lift telefon first time please send „SMS Žinutė“ as for your conveniences Chairman sometimes afraid answer telefon rings from peoples not knowns.
We thanks you for visiting our company‘s web sheet and please, feel free to „naršyti“ every pages on our sheet and please, click „I likes“ on the Facebook. Have a nice day.